How can i get my ltd edition final fantasy figures from hooker!?!?!?!???? HELP!!!!!!?
Bit of backstory. My mom loves Final fantasy and for her birthday on tuesday, I went and got some ltd edition figures from the new game. Anyway, last night I had some friends round and I had left them out on the coffee table to show my mates. Basically, we all got a little crazy and drunk and we got a hooker round. the last thing I remember is the hooker lubing up the figurines, I guess you can imagine where she put them next 
When I woke up, I was down $20 and the figurines weren't on the table or anywhere else. How can I get them back from the hooker in time for my moms birthday on tuesday??? They're expensive too and are worth a lot more than the hooker so I have to get them back. We just found her on the street, so I have no details or anything. Any ideas??? Please?????
If I can't get them back, how can I explain it to my mom??
Thanks guys!!!
You DONT explain it to your mom.
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